What's the definition of a nervous
| Various animal jokes
What's the definition of a nervous breakdown ? A chameleon on a tartan rug !
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Yo mama so ugly when she walks down the
| Yo momma jokes
Yo mama so ugly when she walks down the street in September, people say "Wow, is it Halloween already?"
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What did Adam do when he wanted some
| Religious jokes
What did Adam do when he wanted some sugar? He raised Cain.
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Hickory hickory dock.
| Mouse jokes
Hickory hickory dock. The mouse ran up the clock The clock struck one But the rest got away with minor injuries
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Doctor, Doctor will this ointment
| Doctor and nurse jokes
Doctor, Doctor will this ointment clear up my spots? I never make rash promises!
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What does a monster mom say to her kids at dinnertime? Don’t talk with someone in your mouth.