Why was the lightning bug unhappy?

Q: Why do blondes occupy about 90

| Blonde jokes

Q: Why do blondes occupy about 90% of the net bandwidth? A: Because they keep accidentally deleting their copies of the blonde joke list.

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Q. What is eternity?

| Blonde jokes

Q. What is eternity? A. When 4 blondes meet at a 4-way-stop-sign-intersection!

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Teacher: You aren't paying attention to me.

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Teacher: You aren't paying attention to me. Are you having trouble hearing? Pupil: No, teacher I'm having trouble listening!

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A young businessman rented a beautiful office

| Business jokes

A young businessman rented a beautiful office and furnished it with antiques. However, no business was coming in. Sitting there, worrying, he saw a man come into the outer office. Wanting to look busy, he picked up the phone and pretended he was negotiating a big deal. He spoke loudly about

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While away at a convention, an

| Dirty jokes

While away at a convention, an executive happened to meet a young woman who was pretty and intelligent. When he persuaded her to disrobe in his hotel room, he found out she had a superb body as well. Unfortunately, the executive found himself unable to perform. On his first night home, the ex

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Why was the lightning bug unhappy? Because her children were not very bright.