You know the
| Marriage jokes
You know the honeymoon is pretty much over when you start to go out with the boys on Wednesday nites, and so does she.
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Bill Clinton and Al Gore go into a local diner
| Clinton jokes
Bill Clinton and Al Gore go into a local diner for lunch. As they read the menu the waitress comes over and askes Clinton, "Are you ready to order?" Clinton replies, "Yes, I'd like a quickie." "A quickie?!?" the waitress replies. "Sir, given the current situation of your personal life I don't thi
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Q: How can you tell who is a
| Dirty jokes
Q: How can you tell who is a blonde's boyfriend? A: He's the one with the belt buckle that matches the impression in her forehead.
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Q: What was the last thing a blonde heard
| Blonde jokes
Q: What was the last thing a blonde heard before dying of old age? A: "Today children, we will learn our ABC's"
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Q: Did you hear
| Dirty jokes
Q: Did you hear about the conceited blonde? A: She screams her own name when she comes.
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Hickory hickory dock. The mouse ran up the clock The clock struck one But the rest got away with minor injuries