Why are rivers lazy?

What has

| Idiot and fool jokes

What has eight legs and an IQ of forty? Four guys watching a baseball game.

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Q: Why do bagpipers

| Music jokes

Q: Why do bagpipers walk when they play? A: To get away from the noise.

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What should you do if you find an angry 500-pound

| Dog jokes

What should you do if you find an angry 500-pound dog in your kitchen? Eat out.

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Q: Did you hear that the Clinton's had Air

| Clinton jokes

Q: Did you hear that the Clinton's had Air Force 1 remodeled? A: Now it's got two left wings.

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An airplane pilot dies at the controls.

| Aviation jokes

An airplane pilot dies at the controls. He goes to Hell. The devil takes him to the 'newly arrived' area. There are three doors, marked 1, 2, and 3. The devil tells the pilot that he is going to get to choose his own hell, but first, the devil has to take care of something first, and disappears.

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Why are rivers lazy? Because they never get off their beds.