Q: Where do blondes go to meet their
| Blonde jokes
Q: Where do blondes go to meet their relatives? A: The vegetable garden.
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What did the snake say when
| Snake jokes
What did the snake say when another asked him the time ? Don't asp me !
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Why did Davy Crockett always
| Birthday jokes
Why did Davy Crockett always wear a coonskin cap? It was a birthday present from his wife!
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At dinner, Seth said to his father,
| Parent jokes
At dinner, Seth said to his father, "Dad, I got into trouble at school today and it's all your fault." "How's that?" asked the master of the house. "Remember I asked you how much $500,000 was?" "Yeah, I remember." "Well, 'a helluva lot' ain't the right answer."
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Peg-Leg Baldy A bald man with a peg leg
| Hair and bald jokes
Peg-Leg Baldy A bald man with a peg leg gets invited to a costume party. Being shy and self-conscious about his appearance, he goes to the best costume shop in town. When he gets there, he tells the shop owner his situation and that he would rather cover his head and leg with a costume instead
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What is a goal keepers favourite snack ? Beans on post !