Q: Why did the Mummy go to the bathroom? A: To
| Humor jokes
Q: Why did the Mummy go to the bathroom? A: To wrap itself in toilet paper!
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A man comes home early from work
| Marriage jokes
A man comes home early from work and finds his wife and his best friend in bed. The man throws up his hands in disbelief and says, "My God Pete !!! I more-or-less 'have to', but YOU ???"
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What's a ghosts favorite ride at the
| Ghost jokes
What's a ghosts favorite ride at the carnival? The roller ghosted.
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A man arrived at a seaside hotel
| Travel and tourist jokes
A man arrived at a seaside hotel where he had made a reservation rather late at night. All the lights were out, so he knocked on the door. After a long time a light appeared in an upstairs window and a woman called out, "Who are you? What do you want?" "I'm staying here!" "Stay there, then,"
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What two letters do you say when you
| Letter jokes
What two letters do you say when you answer the phone? LO
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Golfer: “Do you think I can get there with a 5-iron?” Caddy: “Eventually.”