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Q: What did the blonde say

| Blonde jokes

Q: What did the blonde say about blonde jokes? A: She said they were pretty good, but they might offend some Puerto Ricans.

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A new business was opening and one of the

| Business jokes

A new business was opening and one of the owner's friends wanted to send flowers for the occasion. They arrived at the new business site and the owner read the card; it said "Rest in Peace". The owner was angry and called the florist to complain. After he had told the florist of the obvious m

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Why did the man lose his job in a fruit packing

| Banana jokes

Why did the man lose his job in a fruit packing firm? He kept throwing the bent bananas away.

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I spent the whole evening

| Internet jokes

I spent the whole evening knotsurfing! Don't you mean netsurfing? No, everyone was complaining because I tied the computer up for ages!

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I woke up, went for a walk, my head fell off

| Bed jokes

I woke up, went for a walk, my head fell off and rolled away. I picked it up and put it on. A child walked up to me and said: "Good grief, where are your feet?" I must have left them in bed !

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