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Q: How many Americans does it take to change a

| Ethnic jokes

Q: How many Americans does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: Two. One to replace it and one to tell him it was burned out (in states that still have car-inspection laws.) A: Three. One to stand on the ladder, and two to carry enough light bulbs until one is found that isn't defective. A: 250

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Q: What's the difference between God and

| Military jokes

Q: What's the difference between God and fighter pilots? A: God doesn't think he's a fighter pilot.

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A little boy came downstairs crying

| Children jokes

A little boy came downstairs crying late one night. ' What's wrong ?' asked his mother. Do people really come from dust, like they said in church ? he sobbed. 'In a way they do,' said his mother. ' And when they die do the turn back to dust ?'. 'Yes, they do. The little boy began to cry again. '

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Employer: "In this job we need someone

| Business jokes

Employer: "In this job we need someone who is responsible." Applicant: "I'm the one you want. On my last job, every time anything went wrong, they said I was responsible."

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Teacher: I see

| Hair and bald jokes

Teacher: I see you don't cut your hair any longer. Fred: No sir, I cut it shorter.

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