Teacher: In what part of the
| School jokes
Teacher: In what part of the world are the people most ignorant ? Pupil: Hong Kong Teacher: Why do you say that ? Pupil: That's where the atlas says the population is most dense !
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Yo moma is so old she knew the Great Wall of
| Yo momma jokes
Yo moma is so old she knew the Great Wall of China when it was just ok
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Q: How many Cancerians does it take to change a
| Zodiac jokes
Q: How many Cancerians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None: A Cancerian would worry herself to death with the problem.
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A doctor and a nurse were
| Doctor and nurse jokes
A doctor and a nurse were called to the scene of an accident. Doctor: We need to get these people to a hospital now! Nurse: What is it? Doctor: It's a big building with a lot of doctors, but that's not important now!
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What song does a car radio play?
| Car and train jokes
What song does a car radio play? A cartoon (car, tune).
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What kind of dog always needs a shave? A bearded collie!