Yo mama is so fat that she needs a book mark to keep track of all her chin rolls!
yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 seconds.
Yo Mama so fat she gives herself group hugs!
yo mamma so fat she make a whale look bulimic
yo momma so fat the back of her neck is like a pack of hot dogs
yo mama so fat when she get on da elevator it says next stop hell
yo mama so fat, when she dive into the ocean, there is a tsunami warning out!!
your mama so fat that when she wanted a water bed, they had to put a cover over the Atlantica Ocean.
Your Momma’s so black she got counted absent at night school.
Yo moma is so old she knew the Great Wall of China when it was just ok