Your Momma’s so black she got counted

Why is it so cold at Christmas?

| Christmas jokes

Why is it so cold at Christmas? It's in Decembrrrrr.

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What do you always get

| Birthday jokes

What do you always get on your birthday? Another year older!birt

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Why do bald-headed men never use

| Hair and bald jokes

Why do bald-headed men never use keys? Because they've lost their locks.

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A waiter brings the

| Waiter jokes

A waiter brings the customer the steak he ordered with his thumb over the meat. "Are you crazy?" yelled the customer, "with your hand on my steak?" "What" answers the waiter, "You want it to fall on the floor again?"

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One day, the wife comes home with a spectacular

| Lotto jokes

One day, the wife comes home with a spectacular diamond ring. "Where did you get that ring?" her husband asks. "Well, she replies, "my boss and I played the lotto and we won, so I bought it with my share of the winnings. A week later, his wife comes home with a long shiny fur coat. "Where did y

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