The drunken wino was stumbling down the street

Where do Eskimos keep their money?

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Where do Eskimos keep their money? In snowbanks.

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How do vampire football players get the mud off?

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How do vampire football players get the mud off? They all get in the bat-tub.

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Customer: I didn't

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Customer: I didn't order this. Waiter: I know, but your meal tastes worse.

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QUESTION: Name the loser in the 1976

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QUESTION: Name the loser in the 1976 presidential race. ANSWER: The American people.

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Why do dinosaurs climb trees?

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Why do dinosaurs climb trees? There's nothing else to climb in the jungle.

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The drunken wino was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb and one foot in the gutter. A cop pulled up and said, “I’ve got to take you in, sir. You’re obviously drunk” The wasted wino asked, “Ociffer, are ya absolutely sure I’m drunk?” “Yeah, buddy, I’m sure,” said the copper. “Let’s go.” Obviously relieved, the wino said “That’s a relief – I thought I was a cripple.”