Where do Eskimos keep their money?
| Money jokes
Where do Eskimos keep their money? In snowbanks.
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How do vampire football players get the mud off?
| Bath jokes
How do vampire football players get the mud off? They all get in the bat-tub.
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Customer: I didn't
| Waiter jokes
Customer: I didn't order this. Waiter: I know, but your meal tastes worse.
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QUESTION: Name the loser in the 1976
| Political jokes
QUESTION: Name the loser in the 1976 presidential race. ANSWER: The American people.
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Why do dinosaurs climb trees?
| Dinosaur jokes
Why do dinosaurs climb trees? There's nothing else to climb in the jungle.
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The drunken wino was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb and one foot in the gutter. A cop pulled up and said, “I’ve got to take you in, sir. You’re obviously drunk” The wasted wino asked, “Ociffer, are ya absolutely sure I’m drunk?” “Yeah, buddy, I’m sure,” said the copper. “Let’s go.” Obviously relieved, the wino said “That’s a relief – I thought I was a cripple.”