What's yellow, comes from Peru, and is
| Various animal jokes
What's yellow, comes from Peru, and is completely unknown ? Waterloo Bear, Paddington Bear's forgotten cousin !
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What's the chilliest ground in the
| Sport jokes
What's the chilliest ground in the premiership? Cold Trafford!
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Three friends were stranded on a desert
| Humor jokes
Three friends were stranded on a desert island. After several weeks with no food and no drinking water, they were beginning to lose heart. Suddenly, a bottle floated into the shore and a beautiful genie popped out. She said "I have three wishes to grant. Each of you gentleman can make one wish c
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When do burgers quit their jobs?
| Burger jokes
When do burgers quit their jobs? The day they decide to meat LOAF!
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A young woman with a happy, cheerful voice was
| Women jokes
A young woman with a happy, cheerful voice was working in her husband's trucking line office. She answered a phone call from a trucker asking for directions to the terminal. After a short conversation, he said he could hardly wait to meet her. "I just know you are small, blond with blue eyes," h
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QUESTION: Name the loser in the 1976 presidential race. ANSWER: The American people.