What happened to Frankenstein’s monster on

Customer: Why is my hairline

| Hair and bald jokes

Customer: Why is my hairline receding? Barber: It's not. Your scalp is advancing.

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Why aren't you doing very well in

| School jokes

Why aren't you doing very well in history? Because the teacher keeps asking about things that happened before I was born!

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What do monkeys sing at Christmas ?

| Christmas jokes

What do monkeys sing at Christmas ? Jungle Bells, Jungle bells.. !

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How do you insult a hamburger patty?

| Burger jokes

How do you insult a hamburger patty? Call it a meatball!

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Father Christmas:I

| Christmas jokes

Father Christmas:I like the story about the girl who steals from the rich and gives it all to Granny. Elf: That's Little Red Robin Hood'!

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What happened to Frankenstein’s monster on the road? He was stopped for speeding, fined $50 and dismantled for six months.