In February 1994 in New Brighton, Minn., a
| Food jokes
In February 1994 in New Brighton, Minn., a 32-year-old man and his 24-year-old girlfriend were arrested after a food fight in a grocery store. After arguing loudly, the couple began throwing sweet potatoes at each other. Eventually, the man allegedly threw the woman into several vegetable racks,
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Did you hear about the farmer you ploughed his
| Farmer jokes
Did you hear about the farmer you ploughed his field with a steamroller ? He wanted to grow mash potatoes!
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What is a pigs favourite ballet?
| Pig jokes
What is a pigs favourite ballet? Swine Lake!
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A little boy, at a wedding looks at his mom
| Marriage jokes
A little boy, at a wedding looks at his mom and says, "Mommy, why does the girl wear white?" His mom replies, "The bride is in white because she's happy and this is the happiest day of her life." The boy thinks about this, and then says, "Well then, why is the boy wearing black?"
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Titus was on a
| Idiot and fool jokes
Titus was on a Knoxville elevator with several other people. As the elevator moved up, he stared at the small fan revolving slowly in the elevator ceiling. "It's amazing," he said to the other people, "that such a small fan could lift all these people!"
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As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang. Answering, he heard his wife’s voice urgently warning him, “Herman, I just heard on the news that there’s a car going the wrong way on 280 Interstate. Please be careful!” “Hell,” said Herman, “It’s not just one car. It’s hundreds of them!”