What does a polite monster say when he meets
| Monster jokes
What does a polite monster say when he meets you for the first time? Pleased to eat you!
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A priest and a taxi driver both died
| Heaven and hell jokes
A priest and a taxi driver both died and went to heaven. St. Peter was at the Pearly gates waiting for them. 'Come with me', said St. Peter to the taxi driver. The taxi driver did as he was told and followed St. Peter to a mansion. It had anything you could imagine from a bowling alley to an
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A woman walked up to a little old man rocking
| Old age jokes
A woman walked up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch. "I couldn't help noticing how happy you look," she said. "What's your secret for a long happy life?" "I smoke three packs of cigarettes a day," he said. "I also drink a case of whiskey a week, eat fatty foods, and never e
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What is the best way to hunt bear ?
| Hunting jokes
What is the best way to hunt bear ? With your clothes off.
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Yo mama so hairy Bigfoot is taking her
| Yo momma jokes
Yo mama so hairy Bigfoot is taking her picture!
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Why aren’t you doing very well in history? Because the teacher keeps asking about things that happened before I was born!