What will a monster eat in a restaurant?
| Waiter jokes
What will a monster eat in a restaurant? The waiter.
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Q: How many Sagittarians does it take to change
| Zodiac jokes
Q: How many Sagittarians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: A whole bunch: I can only keep them in the room long enough for them to give the bulb a quarter turn apiece.
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When does a dog go "moo" ?
| Dog jokes
When does a dog go "moo" ? When it is learning a new language !
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It's not what you say, but the way you say
| Marriage jokes
It's not what you say, but the way you say it. On a blind date, the boy said to the girl: "Time stands still when I look into your eyes." The girl was very flattered. What the boy had really meant was, "You have a face that would stop a clock."
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Yo mama so fat when she jumps up in the air
| Yo momma jokes
Yo mama so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!!!
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Doctor, Doctor I’ve broke my arm in two places Well don’t go back there again then!