Q: Why shouldn't violists take
| Music jokes
Q: Why shouldn't violists take up mountaineering? A: Because if they get lost, it takes ages before anyone notices that they're missing.
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Q: What is dumber than the Blonde jokes
| Blonde jokes
Q: What is dumber than the Blonde jokes above? A: Me for wasting hours editing and typing these damn things.
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How do thunderstorms invest their
| Money jokes
How do thunderstorms invest their money? -In a combination of liquid assets and frozen assets'
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What happened when the cannibals ate a
| Cannibal jokes
What happened when the cannibals ate a comedian? They had a feast of fun.
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A man really
| Marriage jokes
A man really loved a woman, but he was just too shy to propose to her. Now he was up in his years and neither of them had ever been married. Of course, they dated about once a week for the past six years, but he was so timid he just never got around to suggesting marriage much less living to
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When asked for her occupation, a woman charged with a traffic violation said she was a schoolteacher. The judge rose from the bench. “Madam, I have waited years for a schoolteacher to appear before this court,” he smiled with delight. “Now sit down at that table and write ‘I will not pass through a red light’ five hundred times.”