Do hamburgers make good vampires?
| Burger jokes
Do hamburgers make good vampires? No, because they always find themselves in ghoulash situations!
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What game do you play if you don't take care of
| Teeth jokes
What game do you play if you don't take care of your teeth? Tooth (truth) or Consequences.
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Did you ever see a country boy in New
| Car and train jokes
Did you ever see a country boy in New York whistle for a cab? He puts two fingers in his mouth and hollers, "Taxi!"
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I got a call from a woman who
| Travel and tourist jokes
I got a call from a woman who wanted to go to Capetown. started to explain the length of the flight and the passport information when she interrupted me with "I'm not trying to make you look stupid, but Cape Town is in Massachusetts." Without trying to make her look like the stupid one, I calmly
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Q: Did you
| Clinton jokes
Q: Did you hear they put two new faces on Mt. Rushmore? A: Yeah, they were Bill Clinton.
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Visitor: You’re very quiet, Jennifer. Jennifer: Well, my mum gave me a dollar not to say anything about your red nose.