Why did the farmer feed money to his cow?
| Cow jokes
Why did the farmer feed money to his cow? He wanted rich milk!
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What is a pigs favourite ballet?
| Pig jokes
What is a pigs favourite ballet? Swine Lake!
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Another flight
| Aviation jokes
Another flight Attendant's comment on a less than perfect landing: "We ask you to please remain seated as Captain Kangaroo bounces us to the terminal."
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How can you help a starving cannibal?
| Cannibal jokes
How can you help a starving cannibal? Give him a helping hand.
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What did the little ghost eat for lunch?
| Ghost jokes
What did the little ghost eat for lunch? A booloney sandwich!
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A New York City yuppie moved to the country and bought a piece of land. He went to the local feed and livestock store and talked to the proprietor about how he was going to take up chicken farming. He then asked to buy 100 chicks. “That’s a lot of chicks,” commented the proprietor. “I mean business,” the city slicker replied. A week later the yuppie was back again. “I need another 100 chicks,” he said. “Boy, you are serious about this chicken farming,” the man told him. “Yeah,” the yuppie replied. “If I can iron out a few problems.” “Problems?” asked the proprietor. “Yeah,” replied the yuppie, “I think I planted that last batch too close together.”