Why did the nurse always insist on

I came in to

| Dentist jokes

I came in to make an appointment with the dentist. said the man to the receptionist. "I'm sorry sir." she replied. "He's out right now, but..." "Thank you," interrupted the obviously nervous prospective patient. "When will he be out again ?"

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How can you tell who is the head

| Doctor and nurse jokes

How can you tell who is the head nurse of a facility? She's the one with dirty knees.

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Did you hear about the skunk who

| Various animal jokes

Did you hear about the skunk who sat on a fan? He got cut off without a scent!

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Waiter, there's a dead fly in my soup!

| Waiter jokes

Waiter, there's a dead fly in my soup! Yes sir, it's the hot water that kills them.

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Romeo: Your cheeks are like petals.

| Bicycle jokes

Romeo: Your cheeks are like petals. Juliet: Really? Romeo: Yes, bicycle pedals.

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Why did the nurse always insist on using the rectal thermometer to obtain temperatures? Because nurses are taught in nursing school to always look for her patient’s best side.