A shy guy goes into a bar and
| Journalist jokes
A shy guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting at the bar. After an hour of gathering up his courage, he finally goes over to her and asks tentatively. "Would you mind if I chatted with you for a while?" To which she responds by yelling, at the top of her lungs, "No, I won't sl
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A reporter was interviewing a 104 year-old
| Old age jokes
A reporter was interviewing a 104 year-old woman: "And what do you think is the best thing about being 104?" the reporter asked. She simply replied, "No peer pressure."
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Q: What's the difference between a bad golfer
| Sport jokes
Q: What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver? A: A bad golfer goes, WHACK! "Damn." A bad skydiver goes, "Damn." WHACK!
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How did the woman feel when she got run
| Car and train jokes
How did the woman feel when she got run over by a car? Tired.
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I'm not ugly. I could
| Beauty jokes
I'm not ugly. I could marry anyone I pleased! But that's the problem - you don't please anyone.
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Have you seen www.quasimodo.com? I’m not sure, but certainly rings a bell.