One time Father Christmas lost his
| Christmas jokes
One time Father Christmas lost his underpants. That's how he got the name Saint Knickerless!
[ read more ]
Q: How many drummers does it take
| Music jokes
Q: How many drummers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None. They have a machine that does that now.
[ read more ]
What great song is associated with
| Burger jokes
What great song is associated with hamburgers and baseball? 'Steak Me Out to the Ballgame'!
[ read more ]
A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doc, you
| Dirty jokes
A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doc, you have to help me!" The doctor asks, "What's your problem?" The guy says, "Every morning I wake up with my 'morning flagpole'...give the wife a quick one, and then go to work. On the way to work, I carpool with the next door neighbor's wife who gives me a
[ read more ]
Q: What’s the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver? A: A bad golfer goes, WHACK! “Damn.” A bad skydiver goes, “Damn.” WHACK!