I’m not ugly. I could

Q. Why was the blonde in the tree?

| Blonde jokes

Q. Why was the blonde in the tree? A. Because she was raking up the leaves!

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What did King Arthur sleep with when he was

| History jokes

What did King Arthur sleep with when he was afraid of the dark? A knight light'

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What do you call it when one bull spies on another

| Cow jokes

What do you call it when one bull spies on another bull? A steak-out!

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Q: What's the difference between Hillary

| Clinton jokes

Q: What's the difference between Hillary Clinton and a pit bull? A: The pit bull doesn't carry a briefcase.

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What Do you tell a woman with two black

| Women jokes

What Do you tell a woman with two black eyes ? Nothing, you told her twice.

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I’m not ugly. I could marry anyone I pleased! But that’s the problem – you don’t please anyone.