A motorist ran into a shop.
| Car and train jokes
A motorist ran into a shop. "Do you own a black and white cat?" he asked. "No," replied the manager. "Oh dear," said the motorist, "I must have run over a nun."
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What did one flea say
| Insect jokes
What did one flea say to the other after a night out ? Shall we walk home or take a dog ?
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Which vampire tried to eat James Bond?
| Vampire jokes
Which vampire tried to eat James Bond? Ghouldfinger.
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A customer
| Computer jokes
A customer needed help setting up a new program, so the technician suggested he go to the local Egghead. "Yeah, I got me a couple of friends," the man said. When told Egghead was a software store, the man said, "Oh, I thought you meant for me to find a couple of geeks."
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Q: Why shouldn't violists take
| Music jokes
Q: Why shouldn't violists take up mountaineering? A: Because if they get lost, it takes ages before anyone notices that they're missing.
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What do you call it when one bull spies on another bull? A steak-out!