One of the bachelors in the
| Marriage jokes
One of the bachelors in the apartment development sneaked up behind an older woman, covered her eyes with his hands, and said, "I'm going to kiss you if you can't tell me who I am in three guesses." She quickly answered, "George Washington! Thomas Jefferson! Abraham Lincoln!"
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After hearing that one of the patients
| Mental health jokes
After hearing that one of the patients in a mental hospital had saved another from a suicide attempt by pulling him out of a bathtub, the hospital director reviewed the rescuer's file and called him into his office. "Mr. Haroldson, your records and your heroic behavior indicate that you're r
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What is your dog's favorite breakfast?
| Dog jokes
What is your dog's favorite breakfast? Pooched eggs!
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What did the silly boy take his bicycle to bed
| Bicycle jokes
What did the silly boy take his bicycle to bed with him? Because he didn't want to walk in his sleep.
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What did the rich socialite's parrot
| Bird jokes
What did the rich socialite's parrot say? Polly want a cracker, with cavier please!
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Why were the vets and pounds mad? It was raining cats and dogs