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Several years ago, Andy was sentenced to

| Criminal jokes

Several years ago, Andy was sentenced to prison. During his stay, he got along well with the guards and all his fellow inmates. The warden saw that deep down, Andy was a good person and made arrangements for Andy to learn a trade while doing his time. After three years, Andy was recognized as

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Q: What do you call a blonde with ESP and

| Dirty jokes

Q: What do you call a blonde with ESP and PMS? A: A know-it-all bitch.

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A strained voice called out through the

| Old age jokes

A strained voice called out through the darkened theater, "Please, is there a doctor in the house?!" Several men stood up as the lights came on. An older lady pulled her daughter to stand next to her, "Good, are any of you doctors single and interested in a date with a good, Jewish girl?"

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Every night, after dinner, a

| Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!

Every night, after dinner, a man took off for the local tavern. He spent the whole evening there, and arrived home very drunk around midnight each night. He always had trouble getting his key into the keyhole and getting the door opened. His wife, waiting up for him, would go to the door and l

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