She's so ugly that when a wasp stings her it
| Beauty jokes
She's so ugly that when a wasp stings her it shuts its eyes.
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A man leaves a bar,
| Police jokes
A man leaves a bar, gets into his car and drives away. 200 yards further he's stopped by a police officer. Officer: "Good evening sir. We're testing drivers for drunken driving. Would you please blow into this machine?". Man: "I'm sorry, I can't do that. I have asthma. If I blow on that machin
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Why do computer teachers never get
| Computer jokes
Why do computer teachers never get sick? Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.
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Do you know why Eskimos always do their laundry
| Ethnic jokes
Do you know why Eskimos always do their laundry in tide? Because it's too cold out-tide!
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Question: What
| Dead and dying jokes
Question: What did the dead raccoon say in his will? Answer: "Leave it to Beaver."
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Does this bus stop at the river? If it doesn’t there’ll be a very big splash.