Was the principal's brother really a
| Cannibal jokes
Was the principal's brother really a missionary? He certainly was. He gave the people of the Cannibal Islands their first taste of Christianity !
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At a friend's wedding, everything went
| Marriage jokes
At a friend's wedding, everything went smoothly until it was time for the flower girl and her young escort to come down the aisle. The boy stopped at every pew, growling at the guests. When asked afterward why he behaved so badly, he explained, "I was just trying to be a good ring bear."
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Contrary to what people say,
| Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!
Contrary to what people say, you can indeed drink to relax. Of course sometimes, you get so calm, you can't move.
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Once upon a time there were five apples
| Apple jokes
Once upon a time there were five apples Which was the cowboy? None - because they were all redskins.
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Larry's barn burned down, and Susan, his
| Marriage jokes
Larry's barn burned down, and Susan, his wife, called the insurance company ... Susan: We had that barn insured for fifty thousand and I want my money. Agent: Whoa there just a minute, Susan; it doesn't work quite like that. We will ascertain the value of the old barn and provide you with a
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Q: Why did the clown wear loud socks? A: So his feet wouldn’t fall asleep.