Why are fish cleverer than humans?
| Fishing jokes
Why are fish cleverer than humans? Ever seen a fish spend a fortune trying to hook a human?
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Martin had just received his brand new drivers
| Parent jokes
Martin had just received his brand new drivers license. The family troops out to the driveway, and climbs in the car, where he is going to take them for a ride for the first time. Dad immediately heads for the back seat, directly behind the newly minted driver. "I'll bet you're back there to
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Teacher: Why do we put a hyphen in a bird-cage?
| Bird jokes
Teacher: Why do we put a hyphen in a bird-cage? Pupil: For a parrot to perch on, miss.
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The train was about to pull out of the
| Car and train jokes
The train was about to pull out of the station. Swinging a large bag, a young man managed to reach the train, throw his bag in and climb aboard, gasping for air. seeking at him, another man said, "Young man, you should be in better shape! At your age, I could catch the train by a gnat's whisker
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Whats the matter with your dinner
| Restaurant jokes
Whats the matter with your dinner ? "Can you describe it for me please in case I need to tell my doctor later what I've eaten !"
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What do you get from an invisible cow? Evaporated milk!