A blonde tried to blow up her husband's car,
| Blonde jokes
A blonde tried to blow up her husband's car, but burned her lips on the tailpipe.
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Did
| Children jokes
Did you hear about the boy who wanted to run away to the circus ? He ended up in a flea circus !
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Whats wrong, sonny?
| Old age jokes
Whats wrong, sonny? asked the old timer sympathetically, coming over to the little kid who was sitting on the curb, crying his heart out. "I'm crying 'cause I can't do what the big boys do!" So the old man sat down and wept too.
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My brother's looking for a girlfriend. Trouble
| Humor jokes
My brother's looking for a girlfriend. Trouble is, he can't find a girl who loves him as much as he loves himself.
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Martin had just received his brand new drivers license. The family troops out to the driveway, and climbs in the car, where he is going to take them for a ride for the first time. Dad immediately heads for the back seat, directly behind the newly minted driver. “I’ll bet you’re back there to get a change of scenery after all those months of sitting in the front passenger seat teaching me how to drive,” says the beaming boy to his father. “Nope,” comes dad’s reply, “I’m gonna sit here and kick the back of your seat as you drive, just like you’ve been doing to me all these years.”