Why did the idiot drive his pickup
| Idiot and fool jokes
Why did the idiot drive his pickup truck over the side of the cliff? He wanted to try out his new air brakes.
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Patient: Doctor, you
| Salesmen jokes
Patient: Doctor, you have to help me stop talking to myself. Doctor: Why is that? Patient: I'm a salesman and I keep selling myself things I don't want.
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Q: What's the difference between Bill Clinton
| Clinton jokes
Q: What's the difference between Bill Clinton and David Koresh? A: Koresh only burned 85 people.
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Why don't dogs make good dancers ?
| Dance jokes
Why don't dogs make good dancers ? Because they have two left feet !
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Why are fish cleverer than humans? Ever seen a fish spend a fortune trying to hook a human?