How do Alaska CB radio operators say
| Idiot and fool jokes
How do Alaska CB radio operators say "10-4"? "5-5-2-2."
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Why can't Chihuahuas run marathons?
| Dog jokes
Why can't Chihuahuas run marathons? They're short of breath!
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Resolving to surprise her husband, an
| Business jokes
Resolving to surprise her husband, an executive's wife stops by his office. As she walks in unannounced, she finds his secretary sitting on his lap. Without hesitating, he begins to dictated a letter... "And in conclusion gentlemen, budget cut or not, I cannot continue to operate this office
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What is Dracula's favorite
| Vampire jokes
What is Dracula's favorite fruit? Neck-tarines.
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A Jewish
| Ethnic jokes
A Jewish father has two kids who want to sell lemonade on the street corner for 15 cents a glass. He figures he'll spend about 3 bucks on the ingredients, the kids will sell maybe 10 glasses and then drink the rest and get stomach aches. His eventual response: "Go stand on the corner for
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Q: What’s the difference between Bill Clinton and David Koresh? A: Koresh only burned 85 people.