Teacher: Why have you got cotton wool in your
| School jokes
Teacher: Why have you got cotton wool in your ears, do you have an infection ? Pupil: Well you keep saying that things go in one ear and out the other so I am trying to keep them it all in!
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Two Bedouins were in the middle of a desert.
| Ethnic jokes
Two Bedouins were in the middle of a desert. When one gets something blown into his eye. His companion takes a look at his eye for him and says, "Hold still Abdul, it might be sand."
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What's a vampire's favorite hobby?
| Vampire jokes
What's a vampire's favorite hobby? In-grave-ing.
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Fred! What did I say I'd do if I found
| Food jokes
Fred! What did I say I'd do if I found you with your fingers in the butter again? That's funny, Mom. I can't remember either.
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Q: Why did the blonde give up bowling for screwing? A: The balls are lighter, and you don’t have to change shoes.