Does your mum like shopping on the

Once upon a time there was a beautiful oil

| Accountant jokes

Once upon a time there was a beautiful oil company. All day long she loved to run up and down the share price list, laughing and skipping. But one day she was very sad, because she couldn't find an interim dividend anywhere and she knew people would be very angry if she couldn't produce it.

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Is chicken soup good for

| Bird jokes

Is chicken soup good for your health ? Not if you're the chicken !

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The headwaiter of an elegant restaurant

| Restaurant jokes

The headwaiter of an elegant restaurant recoiled in disgust as a man in boots, torn jeans and a leather jacket approached him. "Hey, man," he said, "where's the toilet?" "Go down the hall and turn left, "replied the headwaiter. "When you see the sign marked 'Gentlemen; pay no attention to it and

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When the picture of the vampire's grandmother

| Vampire jokes

When the picture of the vampire's grandmother crashed to the floor in the middle of the night what did it mean? That the nail had come out of the wall.

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A young woman went to her doctor

| Doctor and nurse jokes

A young woman went to her doctor complaining of pain. "Where are you hurting?" asked the doctor. "You have to help me, I hurt all over", said the woman. "What do you mean, all over?" asked the doctor, "be a little more specific." The woman touched her right knee with her index finger and yelled

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Does your mum like shopping on the Internet? No, the trolley keeps rolling off the top of the computer.