Who made this Christmas pudding?
| Christmas jokes
Who made this Christmas pudding? Our chef. He's a little green man who lives in a toadstool. What did he use to make it? Elf-raising flour, of course.
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A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport.
| Aviation jokes
A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport. After it reached a comfortable cruising altitude, the captain made an announcement over the intercom, "Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. Welcome to Flight Number 293, nonstop from New York to Los Angeles. The weather ahead is go
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Doctor these pills you gave me for
| Doctor and nurse jokes
Doctor these pills you gave me for BO... What's wrong with them? They keep slipping out from under my arms!
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Have you seen www.stickytape.com?
| Internet jokes
Have you seen www.stickytape.com? Yes, I can't tear myself away.
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While away at a convention, an
| Dirty jokes
While away at a convention, an executive happened to meet a young woman who was pretty and intelligent. When he persuaded her to disrobe in his hotel room, he found out she had a superb body as well. Unfortunately, the executive found himself unable to perform. On his first night home, the ex
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Two Bedouins were in the middle of a desert. When one gets something blown into his eye. His companion takes a look at his eye for him and says, “Hold still Abdul, it might be sand.”