Do you turn on your computer with your left
| Computer jokes
Do you turn on your computer with your left hand or your right hand? " My right hand." " Amazing!Most people have to use the on/off switch."
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Grandma, is it exciting being 99?
| Birthday jokes
Grandma, is it exciting being 99? It certainly is! If I wasn't 99 I'd be dead.
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A warrant officer was crossing a road one-day
| Military jokes
A warrant officer was crossing a road one-day when a frog called out to him and said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess". He bent over, picked up the frog and put it in his pocket. The frog spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess,
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Jack was living in Arizona during a heat wave
| Marriage jokes
Jack was living in Arizona during a heat wave when the following took place. "It's just too hot to wear clothes today," complained Jack as he stepped out of the shower. "Honey, what do you think the neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn like this?" "Probably that I married you for your
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Why did Frosty the Snowman pull down his pants?
| Dirty jokes
Why did Frosty the Snowman pull down his pants? He heard the snow blower coming.
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What is the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet? The Christmas alphabet has NO EL.