A lawyer and the pope were both killed in an

A blonde and a brunette are sky-diving. The

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A blonde and a brunette are sky-diving. The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord - nothing happens. She pulls the emergency cord and still nothing. The blonde jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"

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Once there was a millionaire

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Once there was a millionaire who had a collection of live alligators. He kept them in a pool at the back of his mansion. The millionaire also had a beautiful daughter who was single. One day, he decides to throw a huge party. During the party he announces, "My dear guests, I have a propositi

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Q: Did

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Q: Did you hear about the new blonde hoodlum? A: She runs around spray-painting her name on chain link fences.

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What does Mrs Dracula say to Mr Dracula when

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What does Mrs Dracula say to Mr Dracula when he leaves for work in the evening? Have a nice bite!

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Teacher: Shall I put the school computer

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Teacher: Shall I put the school computer on? Pupil: No, Miss, the dress you're wearing looks fine.

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A lawyer and the pope were both killed in an accident. The two were in line to see St. Peter at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter asked the lawyer his name and looked it up in his book. He then asked the Pope for his name, and looked it up in his book also. “Now, if you will come with me, I will show you your eternal dwellings,” said St. Peter. They walked along the clouds and came to a huge mansion with all sorts of lavish trappings. St. Peter turned to the lawyer and told him this was to be his house. The Pope, knowing how important he was to the church could hardly imagine what his house would be like. St. Peter and the Pope continued on to a small, beat-up wooden shack. St. Peter told the Pope that this would be his dwelling. The Pope, shocked, said to St. Peter, “Just a minute! That other guy was a lawyer and he gets a mansion. I was the head of the Roman Catholic church, and this is all the reward I g et?” St. Peter looked at the Pope and said “True, you have done great things. But we have lots of Popes in Heaven, and that guy was the first lawyer ever to make it up here.”