Detective: How did you
| Criminal jokes
Detective: How did you get into counterfeiting? Criminal: I answered an ad that said, "Make money at home."
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Two men,
| Criminal jokes
Two men, sentenced to die in the electric chair on the same day were led down to the room in which they would meet their maker. The priest had given the last rites, the formal speech had been given by the warden, and a final prayer had been said among the participants. The Warden, turning to
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How do you spell a hated opponent with three
| Spelling jokes
How do you spell a hated opponent with three letters? NME (enemy).
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Witch l: "How do you manage to stay in shape?"
| Witch jokes
Witch l: "How do you manage to stay in shape?" Witch 2: "I get a lot of hexercise."
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What do you call a tube with a degree? A
| Humor jokes
What do you call a tube with a degree? A graduated cylinder.
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Q: What is the difference between a trombone and a trumpet? A: A trombone will bend before it breaks.