Q: How many Communists does it take to screw
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Q: How many Communists does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Two - one to screw it in, and a second to hand out leaflets. A: One, but it takes him about 30 years to realize that the old one has burnt out.
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This guy
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This guy goes to the zoo one day. While standing in front of the gorilla's cage, a gust of wind swept some dust into his eye. As he rubbed his eyelid, the gorilla went crazy, bent open the bars, and beat the guy senseless. When the guy came to his senses, he reported the incident to the zook
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Q. What does a woman's asshole do when she is
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Q. What does a woman's asshole do when she is having an orgasm? A. He is usually home with the kids!
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Want to buy a pocket computer?
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Want to buy a pocket computer? No, thanks, I already know how many pockets I've got.
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Marley stopped at the town
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Marley stopped at the town barbershop for a haircut. After thirty-five minutes of snipping and cutting, the barber held a mirror behind Marley's head. "How you like it?" asked the barber. "Real fine," said the redneck. "But how 'bout making it a little longer in the back?"
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What do you call a woman who has lost 95% of her intelligence? Divorced.