What’s worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig? – A woman that won’t do what she’s told.
Category: Women jokes
If your dog is
If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first? – The dog. He’ll shut up once you let him in.
How do you
How do you fix a woman’s watch? – It doesn’t matter. There is a clock on the oven.
How do you know when a
How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? – She starts her sentence with “A man once told me…”
Why do women have smaller feet than men?
Why do women have smaller feet than men? – It allows them to stand closer to the sink.
Boy: Do you have fever?
Boy: Do you have fever? Girl: No, why? Boy: Cause you look hot!!!!!
Smart man +
Smart man + Smart Woman = Romance Smart Man + Dumb Woman = Pregnancy Dumb Man + Smart Woman = Affair Dumb Man + Dumb Woman = Marriage’
Q: What do you call a woman who marries an old,
Q: What do you call a woman who marries an old, ugly and poor man? A: Stupid!
Q: How many ‘Real Women’ does it take to
Q: How many ‘Real Women’ does it take to change a light bulb? A: None: A ‘Real Woman’ would have plenty of Real Men around to do it.
Q: Which is easier for a man to
Q: Which is easier for a man to leave: the women or the Wine? A: It depends on the age.