Two cannibals were having their dinner. One
| Cannibal jokes
Two cannibals were having their dinner. One said to the other, 'I don't like your friend. The other one replied, 'Well put her to one side and just eat the greens.
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How does AVON find so many women willing
| Answer me this jokes
How does AVON find so many women willing to take orders ?
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What is the left side of an apple?
| Apple jokes
What is the left side of an apple? The part that you don't eat.
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What did the parrot say
| Bird jokes
What did the parrot say when he saw a duck? Polly want a quacker!
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Vietnam Vet
| Vietnamese
A man was being interviewed for a job. ""Were you in the service?"" asked the interviewer. ""Yes, I was a Marine,"" responded the applicant. ""Did you see any active duty?"" ""I was in Vietnam for 2 years and I have a partial disability."" ""May I ask what happened?"" ""Well, I had a grenade g
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If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first? – The dog. He’ll shut up once you let him in.