What is the definition of a goose ?
| Bird jokes
What is the definition of a goose ? An animal that grows down as it grows up !
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Q. What has one horn and gives milk?
| Car and train jokes
Q. What has one horn and gives milk? A A milk truck.
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What happened when a deadly rattle snake bit a
| Snake jokes
What happened when a deadly rattle snake bit a witch ? He died in agony !
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An elderly couple were killed in an accident and
| Food jokes
An elderly couple were killed in an accident and found themselves being given a tour of heaven by Saint Peter. "Here is your oceanside condo, over there are the tennis courts, swimming pool, and two golf courses. If you need any refreshments, just stop by any of the many bars located through
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Q. Why can't men get mad cow disease?
| Men jokes
Q. Why can't men get mad cow disease? A. Because they're all pigs.
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How do you fix a woman’s watch? – It doesn’t matter. There is a clock on the oven.