What is the second stupidest thing in the
| College jokes
What is the second stupidest thing in the world? An Arkansas architectural student out in the middle of the ocean trying to build a foundation for a house. What is the stupidest thing in the world? An Arkansas contractor trying to build a house on the foundation.
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The priest was preparing a man for his long
| Religious jokes
The priest was preparing a man for his long day's journey into night. Whispering firmly, the priest said, "Denounce the Devil! Let him know how little you think of his evil!" The dying man said nothing. The priest repeated his order. Still the dying man said nothing. The priest asked, "Why do you
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A man is captured by cannibals,
| Cannibal jokes
A man is captured by cannibals, every day they poke him with spears and use his blood to wash down their food.Finally the guy calls the chief over and says, "Hey, you can kill me or you can eat me, but I'm tired of getting stuck for drinks!"
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How do you communicate with the Loch Ness
| Monster jokes
How do you communicate with the Loch Ness Monster at 20,000 fathoms? Drop him a line.
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Q: Which is easier for a man to leave: the women or the Wine? A: It depends on the age.