What happens
| Food jokes
What happens if you play tabletennis with a bad egg? First it goes ping, then it goes pong.
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Teacher: Why do we put a hyphen in a bird-cage?
| Bird jokes
Teacher: Why do we put a hyphen in a bird-cage? Pupil: For a parrot to perch on, miss.
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When is a parent like a child?
| Parent jokes
When is a parent like a child? When he's a miner.
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Have you seen the bus website?
| Bus jokes
Have you seen the bus website? Yes - it's just the ticket!
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What does Father Christmas call his money
| Christmas jokes
What does Father Christmas call his money ? Iced lolly ?'
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Why do women have smaller feet than men? – It allows them to stand closer to the sink.