What does a vampire take for a
| Vampire jokes
What does a vampire take for a cold? Coffin syrup!
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What country do cows love to visit?
| Cow jokes
What country do cows love to visit? Moo Zealand!
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Q: If you were out in the woods, who would you
| Music jokes
Q: If you were out in the woods, who would you trust for directions, an in-tune tenor sax player, an out-of-tune tenor sax player, or Santa Claus? A: The out-of-tune sax player! You were hallucinating the other two.
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Father Christmas lost
| Christmas jokes
Father Christmas lost his umbrella but he didn't get wet! Why not? Because it wasn't raining!
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Two small time thieves had been sent by the Big
| Bath jokes
Two small time thieves had been sent by the Big Boss to steal a van load of goods from a bathroom suppliers. One stayed in the van as look out and the other went into the storeroom. Fifteen minutes went by, then half an hour, then an hour, and no sign of him. The look out finally grew impati
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First monster: That pretty girl over there just rolled her eyes at me. Second monster: Well you’d better roll them back to her, she might need them.