Which of these jokes do the pigs like best?
| Pig jokes
Which of these jokes do the pigs like best? The corniest ones.
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Yo mama so poor your
| Yo momma jokes
Yo mama so poor your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk.
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Wouldn't it be nice to tell the Dean of your
| College jokes
Wouldn't it be nice to tell the Dean of your college what you REALLY think about him/her? Well, if you like your Dean as much as I like my Dean, then you'd better keep your mouth shut. I knew I'd get kicked out of the college if I expressed my true feelings, so I remained silent for the last f
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Judge to witness: "And where was the location of
| Judge jokes
Judge to witness: "And where was the location of the accident?" Witness: "Approximately milepost 499." Judge:: "And where is milepost 499?" Witness: "About halfway between milepost 498 and milepost 500."
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Why are dolphins cleverer than humans ?
| Various animal jokes
Why are dolphins cleverer than humans ? Within 3 hours they can train a man to stand at the side of a pool and feed them fish !
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Which author do the Gorillas love most? Joh Steinbeck – who wrote ‘The Apes of Wrath!