What can you say about Ham Burger and

Old-fashioned Zachary approached Lureen's

| Parent jokes

Old-fashioned Zachary approached Lureen's father, intent upon asking him for her hand in marriage. "Sir," he blurted out, "I have an attachment for your daughter, and " "See here, young man," interrupted the parent, "when my daughter needs accessories, I'll buy them myself."

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Several years ago, Andy was sentenced to

| Criminal jokes

Several years ago, Andy was sentenced to prison. During his stay, he got along well with the guards and all his fellow inmates. The warden saw that deep down, Andy was a good person and made arrangements for Andy to learn a trade while doing his time. After three years, Andy was recognized as

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Q: Why are people in

| Clinton jokes

Q: Why are people in Arkansas having peanut butter and jelly for Thanksgiving this year? A: Reagan ate all the jellybeans.

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Doctor, Doctor my baby is the image

| Doctor and nurse jokes

Doctor, Doctor my baby is the image of his father Never mind just so long as he's healthy!

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Why are mosquitoes annoying?

| Insect jokes

Why are mosquitoes annoying? Because they get under your skin.

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What can you say about Ham Burger and Chief Justice Warren Burger? Ham Burger is ‘well done’ and Chief Justice Warren Burger has ‘done well’!