Counselor: Wash your face.
| Face jokes
Counselor: Wash your face. I can see what you had for breakfast. Henry: If you're so smart, what did I have? Counselor: Eggs. Henry: Wrong. I had eggs yesterday!
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Q: Why don't men fake orgasm?
| Dirty jokes
Q: Why don't men fake orgasm? A: Coz no man would pull those faces on purpose.
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How do you go about hiring a horse?
| Horse jokes
How do you go about hiring a horse? Try two pairs of stilts!
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Why didn't anyone take the school bus to
| Bus jokes
Why didn't anyone take the school bus to school? I wouldn't fit through the door.
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What couple rode a horse up a hill to fetch a
| Horse jokes
What couple rode a horse up a hill to fetch a pail of water? Jockey and Jill!
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A warrant officer was crossing a road one-day when a frog called out to him and said, “If you kiss me, I’ll turn into a beautiful princess”. He bent over, picked up the frog and put it in his pocket. The frog spoke up again and said, “If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will stay with you for one week.” The warrant officer took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it and returned it to his pocket. The frog then cried out, “If you kiss me and turn me back into a princess, I’ll stay with you for one week and do ANYTHING you want.” Again the warrant officer took the frog out, smiled at it and put it back into his pocket. Finally, the frog asked, “What is the matter? I’ve told you I’m a beautiful princess, that I’ll stay with you for a week and do anything you want. Why won’t you kiss me?” The warrant officer said, “Look I’m an warrant officer. I dont have time for a girlfriend, but a talking frog, now that’s cool.”