Why do teachers
| School jokes
Why do teachers use a bamboo cane? Because when the cane goes 'bam' the child goes boo!
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A policeman spots a woman driving and knitting
| Police jokes
A policeman spots a woman driving and knitting at the same time. Driving up beside her, he shouts out the window... "Pull over!" "No," she shouts back, "a pair of socks!"
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How do zombies celebrate Halloween?
| Halloween jokes
How do zombies celebrate Halloween? They paint the town dead!
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Doctor, Doctor I think I'm a
| Doctor and nurse jokes
Doctor, Doctor I think I'm a bell? Take these and if it doesn't help give me a ring!
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A out-of-towner in New York at the height
| Restaurant jokes
A out-of-towner in New York at the height of the tourist season decided to revisit an uptown restaurant he'd enjoyed on a previous trip to the city. Finally catching the eye of an overworked waiter, he said, "You know, it's been over five years since I first came in here." "You'll have to wai
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What did Bill Gate’s wife say to him on their wedding night? No wonder you called the company Microsoft’