A policeman spots a woman driving and knitting

Two storks are

| College jokes

Two storks are sitting in their nest: a father stork and baby stork. The baby stork is crying and crying and father stork is trying to calm him. "Don't worry, son. Your mother will come back. She's only bringing people babies and making them happy." The next night, it's father's turn to do

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a guy was teased everywhere of his

| Hair and bald jokes

a guy was teased everywhere of his totally noticably bald head! Afta goin thru yrs of this, he decided that he should say sumthin about it! so he stood up on2 the tallest statue and shouted 4 everyone 2 hear: 'I AM NOT BALD, ITS JUST THAT IM TALLER THAN MY HAIR!

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Q: How do you tell when your lead singer is at

| Music jokes

Q: How do you tell when your lead singer is at the door? A: He can't find the key and doesn't know when to come in.

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Why is a dog so

| Dog jokes

Why is a dog so warm in Summer? He wears a coat and pants.

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What do you get if you cross a cow with a spaniel,

| Cow jokes

What do you get if you cross a cow with a spaniel, a poodle, and a rooster? A cockerpoodlemoo!

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A policeman spots a woman driving and knitting at the same time. Driving up beside her, he shouts out the window… “Pull over!” “No,” she shouts back, “a pair of socks!”